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This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late.
I got a pre declined credit card in the mail.
Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.
Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
The evidence against him was irrefutable because it was found that the workman when he died was hammered.
Collecting unemployment ole and sven worked together and both were laid off so they headed over to the unemployment office.
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I knock myself out.
Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car.
He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes.
He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room under the carpet what appeared to be a small lump.
In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump.
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The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter.
When ole was asked his occupation he replied panty stitcher.
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There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.
Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late.
The fitter says because i am smarter than you.
I knew within five minutes because they told me.
Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch.
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
Yup they were working in a carpit.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes.
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I sew elastic onto cotton panties the clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classed as unskilled labor so she gave ole 250 a week unemployment pay.
Just got fired from da carpet factory.
